August 2012
423 posts
We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
way-to-believing:
i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
anthonymichaelrojas:
i express my feelings through other peoples text posts
queerard:
always remember that you are never alone
because you have tiny microscopic organisms living in your eyelashes
16andratchet:
life is like starbucks
full of annoying white girls
person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me
queerpong:
im not a morning person
im not an afternoon person
im not a person
h0odrich:
everyone be quiet i think we finally lost the black eyed peas
