We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.
way-to-believing: i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive
stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
anthonymichaelrojas: i express my feelings through other peoples text posts
queerard: always remember that you are never alone because you have tiny microscopic organisms living in your eyelashes
16andratchet: life is like starbucks full of annoying white girls
person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me
queerpong: im not a morning person im not an afternoon person im not a person
h0odrich: everyone be quiet i think we finally lost the black eyed peas