August 2012
423 posts
sasssyslytherin:
what-about-fallout:
jesscats:
um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america
It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.
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Cosmo Sex Tip #720
the-gloaming-beyond-the-stars:
When he gets hard, lift him up and break his back over your knee. Tell him that when Gotham is ashes, he has your permission to cum.
biologicalresearch:
a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
darrenfartspuppies:
tooraloora:
moonkistforlife:
goodgirlsgogabilliam:
if i shave my legs above the knee you bet your ass it took dedication
if i shave my legs you bet your ass it took dedication
if I shave my ass you bet your legs it took dedication
if I shave my dedication you bet your legs it took ass
nekodads:
lonelybabexvx:
No, I will not be nice to you if you’re not vegan.
Yes, I will make you feel bad for not being vegan.
No, I won’t respect you for being a piece of shit if you know why you should be vegan.
Yes, I am better than you for being vegan.
yes im vegan yes i play video games
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
